老白兔回給天才英文情書作者李大維的信~ohmygod~
老白兔看了幾天前發表的(天才的英文情書~ohmygod~),也寫了一封回信給李大偉先生,如下:
Dear Li big great first born:........................................................親愛的李大偉先生:
See you one eye, I no print elephant.......................................看到你第一眼, 我沒印象.
I have dry eye disease. .............................................................我有乾眼症.
So my eyes close and open again. .......................................所以我眼睛眨阿眨.
You all day die again and again...............................................你就整天死去活來.
I do not remember you. Yes it matters. .................................我不記得你. 絕對有關係.
When I carefully look at you.......................................................當我仔細看著你.
Find I no love you. I no go eat and sleep with you. ...............發現我不愛你.我不想嫁給你(嫁不就是跟他吃睡在一起).
So quickly shave light head, be a monk ba! ...........................所以趕快理光頭, 去當和尚吧!
By the way, remember to find bigger temple to over your life.ㄛ還有, 記得找間較大的廟來了此一生.
No like you people. ........................................................................不喜歡你的人.
上文為真情流露的老白兔慧劍斬情絲一刀見血告白篇!!!~老白兔文筆不錯吧!
天才的英文情書~ohmygod~原來本文全版如下 :
